NP- A story that is guaranteed to NOT be seen on ESPN, CNN or any other station watched by real people, here is the biggest sports/video game story of the century. A source close to the Dilemma has discovered some the names mentioned in the Toups report. The source reports that Kevin Ernst tested positive for steroids during the 2002 video game season as well as the 2008 Orangefield church basketball league. According to the report, this is the biggest name mentioned in the report. It is far too soon to know how this will affect the record books but it is certain that all of his Everquest stats from the 2002 season will be omitted.
Mr. Ernst was drafted right out of high school as a journey man golfer to junior college. After many failed attempts to expand his game, he then turned to computer and Playstation games. A phenom from the start, many younger high school students looked up to Kevin. Kevin’s career looked promising and he finally hit the big time not long after moving to Shreveport. While in the port, Kevin took a trainer, Seth, and they began to push the boundaries of video games everywhere. After smashing numerous feats such as conquering many dungeons and thwarting countless goblins, Kevin was prone to greatness. Not long after this, however, Kevin was traded back to Orangefield by his trainer Seth, for consideration. “Kevin was never the same” says a sobbing mother. “It was like he was a shell of a man, he turned to postal work, and lack luster video games and even prolonged his college education. We were worried he would never pull out of it.” Elmer , Kevin’s father was quoted saying. Then a new calling, Church basketball! Kevin once again regained his spark for life. He went through rigorous training by eating much pasta, and it was thought he had found his new way. It was not to be. Not long after the 2008 men’s basketball season, where his team was embarrassed off in the semi-finals, Kevin once again spiraled. While he was seen in contact with his former trainer Seth, it seemed that he was done. The source however says it wasn’t the game that gave up on Kevin, it was him who gave up on the game! Seth’s link to Kevin is no coincidence! Seth is the man behind the downfall of Kevin. Seth has been providing Kevin with performance enhancing equipment and drugs for over 8 years now. Seth was unavailable for contact as was Kevin, but this report can be devastating to his career. Other names mention in the steroid and performance enhancer report are Garret, Paul, and Abby.
Mr. Ernst was drafted right out of high school as a journey man golfer to junior college. After many failed attempts to expand his game, he then turned to computer and Playstation games. A phenom from the start, many younger high school students looked up to Kevin. Kevin’s career looked promising and he finally hit the big time not long after moving to Shreveport. While in the port, Kevin took a trainer, Seth, and they began to push the boundaries of video games everywhere. After smashing numerous feats such as conquering many dungeons and thwarting countless goblins, Kevin was prone to greatness. Not long after this, however, Kevin was traded back to Orangefield by his trainer Seth, for consideration. “Kevin was never the same” says a sobbing mother. “It was like he was a shell of a man, he turned to postal work, and lack luster video games and even prolonged his college education. We were worried he would never pull out of it.” Elmer , Kevin’s father was quoted saying. Then a new calling, Church basketball! Kevin once again regained his spark for life. He went through rigorous training by eating much pasta, and it was thought he had found his new way. It was not to be. Not long after the 2008 men’s basketball season, where his team was embarrassed off in the semi-finals, Kevin once again spiraled. While he was seen in contact with his former trainer Seth, it seemed that he was done. The source however says it wasn’t the game that gave up on Kevin, it was him who gave up on the game! Seth’s link to Kevin is no coincidence! Seth is the man behind the downfall of Kevin. Seth has been providing Kevin with performance enhancing equipment and drugs for over 8 years now. Seth was unavailable for contact as was Kevin, but this report can be devastating to his career. Other names mention in the steroid and performance enhancer report are Garret, Paul, and Abby.
